It was the Real America citizenship test, and every one of you failed (except for me; my answers were actually the answer key.)

So here is the explanation for the correct answers, which were already provided if you paid attention.

1) We have always been allies with England.

2) There are 32 members of the Texan delegation to the US House of ( Read more... )

Poll The Real America Citizenship Test

Poll Possible candidates for Justice of the Supreme Court

Poll Everything is bigger in Texas. Even the idiots.

"In June...two residents of [a state] [names withheld]...were married in the District of Columbia according to its laws." They returned to [their state] and established an abode in common. "...a grand jury issued an indictment charging [them] with violating [their state]'s ban on [a specific type of] marriages. On January 6... [they] pleaded guilty ( Read more... )

Poll The Running-Mate Pool

Poll Cat People are Smarter, Sexier, More Net-Savvy, and Less Republican than Dog People

Best line so far: If by 'hit off your drink' you mean 'do a line off your hooker' then we're all set at my place.

Except for he overcompensates.

How many do you know?

Poll Out of curiosity...